Marriage
  • Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

  • American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

  • The marriage of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored in all cultures and by every religious faith. It's in this institution that children are meant to be nurtured. We know this after thousands of years of human experience.

  • Marriage is sacred and protected and has nothing to do with violating our civil rights.

  • If we change the definition of marriage to be more inclusive, then it is logical to argue that we should broaden the definition so that won't exclude anyone.