It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.