Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.