Marriage
  • Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

  • Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

  • If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

  • Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.

  • For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.