Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

I'm not for gay marriage, but I'm not for discriminating against people.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.