Marriage
  • Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

  • I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

  • A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

  • Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.