I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.

Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or 'the ability to vote with your feet.' If you don't support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol - don't come to Texas. If you don't like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, don't move to California.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.