I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Marriage is socialism among two people.

Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras?