Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Those who condemn gay marriage, yet are silent or indifferent to the breakdown of marriage and divorce, are, in my view, missing the real issue.

I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I've been much happier unmarried than married.