Men
  • Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.

  • Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

  • It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

  • Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

  • Time destroys the speculation of men, but it confirms nature.