Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.

We need somebody who's got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom, the empathy to understand what it's like to be poor or African-American or gay or disabled or old - and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges.