Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

If borrowing and spending all this money led to more jobs than we would be at full employment already.

Sincerity: willingness to spend one's own money.

Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does.