It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.