I'm not a morning person. I'm really not.

My extravagance is my garden - it's the first thing I look at every morning when I wake up. It gives me so much pleasure.

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.

When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes.