Movies
  • In life and in movies, it's a similar challenge, where you have expectations, and you end up in situations that are not meeting your expectations.

  • Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely flat way.

  • Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

  • Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

  • Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.