First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

Celebrate what you want to see more of.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.