Parenting
  • The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering.

  • If you're asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.

  • It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

  • It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

  • Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur.