A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance.