Politics
  • Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.

  • The world is governed by opinion.

  • The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined.

  • A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

  • The most important political office is that of the private citizen.