Politics
  • Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

  • A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.

  • If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

  • If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today.

  • If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers.