Sports
  • A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

  • Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

  • Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts.

  • God made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.

  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.