Sports
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One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
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I started playing ball when I was a kid. My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge to me.
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Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher.
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What's a good tournament for him? Winning it. He's good enough.