I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

My brother's a teacher in Costa Rica and actually does a more important and significant job than I will ever do.

Last time I was in Jamaica I financed a teacher to teach in an orphanage.

There are ways we can go do a better job of educating young moms and dads about the vital role they have as the child's first teacher. I think there are ways in which we can partner with local school districts and states to do a better job to provide nutrition options at school.

Evil can be a teacher, if you look at the wisdom of its negative power.