Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Time always seems long to the child who is waiting - for Christmas, for next summer, for becoming a grownup: long also when he surrenders his whole soul to each moment of a happy day.

If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.