Of all liars the most arrogant are biographers: those who would have us believe, having surveyed a few boxes full of letters, diaries, bank statements and photographs, that they can play at the recording angel and tell the whole truth about another human life.

The truth is lived, not taught.

I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It is the truth.

To become properly acquainted with a truth, we must first have disbelieved it, and disputed against it.

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.