Valentine's Day
  • True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

  • Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss.

  • Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

  • Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

  • I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic.