War
  • A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

  • When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be right and wise.

  • The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind.

  • Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.

  • No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.