A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.