Women
  • Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

  • Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

  • No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.

  • Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.

  • Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.