W. C. Fields
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.