W. C. Fields
  • The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

  • Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

  • When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

  • Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

  • I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.