W. C. Fields
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.