W. C. Fields
  • Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

  • All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

  • Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

  • I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

  • Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.