W. C. Fields
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.