W. C. Fields
  • A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

  • It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

  • Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

  • Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

  • If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.