There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.