W. C. Fields
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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I like children - fried.
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
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I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.