One mustn't ask apple trees for oranges, France for sun, women for love, life for happiness.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

I don't think that women need to smell interesting.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Women must pay for everything. They do get more glory than men for comparable feats, but, they also get more notoriety when they crash.