Women
  • Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven.

  • In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

  • Women may not have it easy, but we are given a fairer chance to reach for the top.

  • Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

  • People don't want to see women doing things they don't think women should do.