All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.