Women
  • Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

  • The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers.

  • I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't like that. It's great to get to a place where you dismiss anything you're worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.

  • Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence they go stark, raving mad.

  • Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.