Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.