I grew up on the golden age of children's TV.

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.

The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning you're not old.

The history of my life must begin by the earliest circumstance which my memory can evoke it will therefore commence when I had attained the age of eight years and four months.