Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy.

We are always the same age inside.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.