I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I had used eclectic therapy and behavior therapy on myself at the age of 19 to get over my fear of public speaking and of approaching young women in public.

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.