You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.

The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.