If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause.

The consumer isn't a moron she is your wife.