Nobody wants to end up super rich and famous - but divorced. I'm always clear on that and try to stay on the right side of the line.

When famous people come up to you it's a bit weird, but it's an honour, really, when they recognise you and want to chat to you for a bit.

I was very famous as a young man and I celebrated both the good and bad times with drinking.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.