I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.