The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.