It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.