Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.

Politics is like football if you see daylight, go through the hole.