Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.

I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.

Politics is organized hatred, that is unity.